Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

10 Ways to Spot a BP Executive

Posted: 27th May 2010 by MASisMore in Humor
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1. They like oily foods, especially fish. 2. After they go swimming the pool’s filter has to work overtime. 3. They have severe acne. 4. Nothing they own ever squeaks. 5. They love tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis. Natural disasters are great distractions. 6. Their favorite expression is, “Well, well, well.” 7. They do not mind [...]
As most of you now know, the network, ABC, decided to not bring the show “Romantically Challenged” back for a second season. How they made this decision after only three episodes is entirely beyond me. Then I thought about it and was able to figure out the “real” reasons ABC did not want “Romantically Challenged” [...]
The other day I was out riding my bike and decided I had to share my experience with all of you. Now, when I say bike, I mean bicycle; not motorcycle, chopper, crotch rocket, hog, or any other cool sounding synonym. Yes, I wear a helmet when I ride and no, it is not cool. [...]
Through the miracle that is Twitter, I have been privileged to meet and interact with a tremendous variety of people from varying backgrounds. Two of these gems are known as @NotTypicalBlond AKA Rio Denali and @spreadingJOY AKA Marie Wikle. If you are ever lucky enough to get to know these two women, you will very [...]